9:18pm October 11, 2012
So my male friend was adjusting his pants today and pulling them up really high.
- Me: doesn't that hurt your penis?
- Friends: proceed to laugh
- Harry: You're so blunt.
- Me: I see no point in beating around the bush...
- Friends: proceed to laugh even more.
- Me: ...
- Me: OH WAIT NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT